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BikerGran
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« on: December 10, 2010, 06:20:12 PM »
Friendly Holiday Advice

Please, take care of yourself this Christmas.  A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are alcohol related.  This means that the remaining 77% are caused by assholes who just drink coffee, carbonated drinks, juices, milk, water, and s**t like that.  Therefore, beware of those who do not drink alcohol.  They cause three times as many accidents.
 
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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2010, 07:42:05 PM »
i really did laugh out loud when i read this
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2010, 07:44:12 PM »
I believe....I believe  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2010, 08:59:12 PM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2mf8DtWWd8&feature=player_embedded
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