twolanes storys that dont go anywhere else

[twolanes]

We (me,Derek and Steve) did a show at earls court a few years back, it was a show for boxing,judo,all the muscle stuff, and we did american muscle meets uk muscle bit, anyway we was parked up in the car park for photo shoots and stuff, when the security guard came over and said that the local residents had complained about the noise from my charger (had straight through exhaust then),so couldnt move my car and Derek and Steve had to position there cars around me, anyway when the shoot was finished the guard thanked me for keeping the noise down (sucker), We fired the cars up and left in our usual cloud of smoke, came out of the car park sideways, over the bridge and off down the road, i looked in my rear view mirror as Steve came over the bridge in the middle of the road completly sideways on full opposite lock. Later i spoke to my mate who booked us and she said they could hear us leave from inside the hall and the security people told her we was banned for life.

[tazet]

Oh wonderful. I would have loved to see the faces of the guards. Some people just don't know how to appreciate propper cars 

[VALLEYSBOY]

lol

[twolanes]

not done much to the charger lately, so not much to report but here goes, fitted a set of "hoosier quick times" tyres hopping to improve the lack of traction. made NO difference at all (still spins and slides all over the place). booked to have the new front screen fitted next week, got zapped by a speed camera coming home from chelsea cruise last saturday. going to the swop meet this sunday so might come home with a few pressys for the old girl (40 this year). will also update the altered tales soon.

[tazet]

Ahh bless her. 40 years olds and still going strong, or should thet be sideways  You wouldn't have her any other way. Hope you don't get too much of a slapped wrist for speeding. Manky will be at the swap meet with Dave postie on Sunday too. I have to work as it's my boss's 70th birthday party  I wanted to go to the meet, oh well he'll only be 70 once.

[VALLEYSBOY]

um twolanes... twoshowers? any relations ?

[tazet]

No none at all