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I was sat having a quiet pint at lunchtime when I heard two blokes talking. One said to the other that he would not be happy on a plane if he knew the pilot was a woman. Well I ask you how bad is that. After all it's not like she would have to reverse the flippin thing  |
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
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« Reply #1 on: June 24, 2012, 07:37:59 PM » |
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LIVE FAST and DIE YOUNG,, past 50 AND STILL HERE NOW. WAITING. FOR. THE. GRIM. REAPER
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« Reply #2 on: June 24, 2012, 07:41:54 PM » |
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Maybe thats why sometimes you are parked out in the field and brought in / out by bus ........
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« Reply #3 on: June 24, 2012, 09:06:10 PM » |
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why do you think planes have things like "auto pilot" and even thats in a womans voice....... hope bikergran doesnt read this we'll all be in for a rollockin  |
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« Reply #4 on: June 24, 2012, 09:59:07 PM » |
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why do you think planes have things like "auto pilot" and even thats in a womans voice....... hope bikergran doesnt read this we'll all be in for a rollockin Bobbi is arriving at my house tomorrow to reload her trike . For a couple of Jaffa cakes I will make sure that she does not have access to my computer . . |
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Confucious ; He say that man who take woman up hill , him not on level
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2012, 11:15:23 PM » |
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Bobbi is arriving at my house tomorrow to reload her trike...
I know BikerGran carries most things on her trike but does this mean she has had AK 47s fitted aswell? JJ PS Yes Klogan, very sexist. |
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« Last Edit: June 26, 2012, 11:17:16 PM by JayJay »
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2012, 11:24:52 PM » |
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I know BikerGran carries most things on her trike but does this mean she has had AK 47s fitted aswell? JJ Must be a souvenir .... I heard thats what scotsman wear under their kilts ... ( good job they only fire blanks due to the inclement weather though ..... ) ... .. Hagar .. |
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2012, 04:53:56 PM » |
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Surely not, now a short magazine Lee-Enfield, well that's another matter............................
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BikerGran
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« Reply #9 on: June 28, 2012, 04:23:38 PM » |
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Ha! Caught you!
Aksherly, when they first started having female pilots, it did occur to me that I'd rather not be flown by a pre-menstrual pilot! Me bad...................?
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You don't stop havin fun because you get old - you get old if you stop havin fun!
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« Reply #10 on: June 28, 2012, 06:15:13 PM » |
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Join the club BG |
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
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