Bonfire Prosessions

[Manky Monkey]

I'll try to remember remember that.

[Cabman77]

Over here in Essex we celebrate Saturday night every week. All the girls don traditional costumes, micro short skirts and dresses with the cheeks of their a**e poking out the bottom, they all do the traditional walk on impossibly high heels shuffling along tugging at the back of their dress/skirt. Later in the evening they all perform the traditional dance around handbags in the nightclubs which is followed by the male ritual of "Trying to Pull to get a Sh*g". Can be entertaining to watch sometimes, especially when the females start to squabble over teritory. 

[Manky Monkey]

Classy.

[chopper charlie]

Worked in Essex for three months, the chicks are great (R.E. piss easy)....

Incidentally, 1st night out in Harlow i got scratched from three pubs/clubs