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Author Topic: There's a moose loose about this hoose.  (Read 4561 times)
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« Reply #15 on: May 30, 2009, 07:42:26 PM »

Oh how I've just laughed reading all this. Well the little beast has now been zapped. I don't like the snappy traps as I remember as a child my mum setting those sorts of traps and unless they snap on them properly it doesn't always kill them straight away and can be messy so as Manky wimpy Monkey has said we have an electronic trap and put a bit of peanut butter in it. It as a metal plate which they walk on and are instantly zapped clean simple and quiclky with no mess. You just open the lid, shake the body out and done. I used to have the live traps and let them out on the estate but they kept coming back. I don't mind them outside but pooing allover the house is not my idea or fun. I've re-set the zapper just in case he has any friends.
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« Reply #16 on: May 30, 2009, 08:31:31 PM »

peanut butt voll on toast  Smiley save me sum  Kiss
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« Reply #17 on: May 30, 2009, 08:51:29 PM »

She killed Vernan!  Cry
Manky's trying not to upset her & sleeping with one eye open from now on.
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« Reply #18 on: May 30, 2009, 09:25:06 PM »

I'm so sad for you Mr.M, look out for peanut butter sandwiches, or should I say jaffa cakes. Check the area thouroghly for metal paltes. Don't forget to look under the carpets.
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P.S Don't tell Tanya that I tipped you off (I value my neck too and she just might gang up on me with Mrs.K)
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« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2009, 07:38:56 AM »

i had a spider problem until puppy decided actually there quite tasty...  Grin
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« Reply #20 on: May 31, 2009, 08:40:41 AM »

i had a spider problem until puppy decided actually there quite tasty...  Grin

our dog/s  chase fly,s thay have allready smashed a window trying to get to a fly on the other side of the glass
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« Reply #21 on: May 31, 2009, 09:06:06 AM »

We were at Tino's Rod & Custom in Mitcham the other day. He's got a yard full of old cars around the back of the workshop. His big ol' dog chases the rats round & round between the cars. One of 'em's got a huge dent in the door. Apparently the hound was chasing a rat at full pelt & it dived under the car. The dog's huge & just ploughed head first straight into the door. Tino said the whole car shook, & he thought his mutt must've bust his neck at least.
He just got up, shook his head & carried on chasing.
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« Reply #22 on: May 31, 2009, 09:06:47 AM »

TUT TUT TUT!!!!
http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/2009/may/22/water-vole-release-devon
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« Reply #23 on: May 31, 2009, 10:04:35 AM »

I just had an emergency shout from Mike - Bob!  Chester's got a mouse!

It had disappeared behind the chest in the hall but Mike said it had been sitting up on its hind legs and boxing at Chester with its paws before it ran behind the chest.  So I got out my patent home-made mouse-catching box and put it in place then started moving stuff from behind the chest, only to find it was an ex mouse!  It had expired and was lying there on its back with its paws in the air, bit sad really after standing up to the cat!  We reckon maybe it had died of shock....

I catch them live and let them go where they can get under the garden shed, I'm a softy, me!
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« Reply #24 on: May 31, 2009, 07:50:37 PM »

Water voles TB. Ours was a common Surrey garden vole. We've got lakes here on the estate, but it'd be a long hike for a vole from there to our kitchen. I was secretly hoping we could catch it live & release it -it was cute. Taz was right though, couldn't let it stay on the loose in the hoose house. The harsh reality of country life.  Sad
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« Reply #25 on: May 31, 2009, 07:55:26 PM »

Ah but i remember the days when we had common garden beavers...sadly they too became extinct and are currently under going a re-introduction programme  Grin Grin Grin
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« Reply #26 on: May 31, 2009, 08:03:00 PM »

And the great British aardvark of course. When was the last time you saw one of those in your garden.
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« Reply #27 on: May 31, 2009, 09:51:59 PM »

Would that be a cross between a Vixen and a Mole then?
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