Had a few friends round last night, after a few sherbets we were prattin' about and were playing the peanut game.
Let me explain.....................
You tilt your head to one side as far as it will go then stack as many peanuts (not in the shell) as you can without dropping them, the peanuts that is!!!
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All was going well, much fun a frollicks, trying to get people to move so that they lost, etc
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It came to my turn, I was doing really well, in the lead, not dropping any.....yaaaaay.
The winner was......................
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ME!!!!
I had managed to get one stuck in my ear'ole. Well being a bit worse for wear, I had a go at getting it out.
Mistake number one!!!!!!
Then I let a few people have a go too.
Mistake number two.
We eventually admitted defeat coz my ear was killing me, terrible pain etc.
Off we went to the hospital..............................
Got the lads to calm down before going in and we were all really well behaved.
Saw a nurse, Triage I believe they call it, she sent for a Doctor who came in with a big grin on his face and said
'Whats going on ear then'
Him and the nurse had a right good laugh at my predicament.
A couple more nurses and, anyone else who needed a laugh,or so it seemed, came in for a look.
The Doc (not TP) came in with the biggest syringe I've ever seen, with a bloody great needle on the end.
'Your not sticking that in me' I said with horror, no, it really was big, in fact it was bloody HUGE.
He said 'no I'm just going to squirt some stuff in your ear with this'
Well he was true to his word, I had a lovely warm, runny feeling in my ear. It was a really good feeling.
'It's chocolate' he said 'wait a minute and it'll come out a treat'.
No peanuts were harmed in the making of this tale.
Here's the discalimer..........
I said it was nothing serious, didn't I.............
