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tazet
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« on: March 27, 2008, 10:03:01 AM »

sent to me by Chevy Rick  Grin


Husband and wife are shopping in Tesco's when the man picks up a crate of Stella and sticks them into the trolley

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife 'They're on offer, only £10 for 24 cans', he says

'Put them back.  We can't afford it,' says the wife and they carry on shopping.

A few aisles later the woman picks up a £20 jar of face cream and sticks it into the trolley.

'What do you think you're doing?' asks the man, 'It's my face cream.  It makes me look beautiful,' she says.

The man replies...  'SO DOES 24 CANS OF STELLA AND IT'S HALF THE F'ING PRICE   '
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« Reply #1 on: March 27, 2008, 10:30:56 AM »

 Grin Grin pmsl
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« Reply #2 on: March 27, 2008, 11:05:02 AM »

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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2008, 07:37:21 PM »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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