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Title: hospital...nothing serious though!!!! Post by: klogan45 on May 29, 2009, 01:56:24 PM Had a few friends round last night, after a few sherbets we were prattin' about and were playing the peanut game.
Let me explain..................... You tilt your head to one side as far as it will go then stack as many peanuts (not in the shell) as you can without dropping them, the peanuts that is!!! ::) ::) ::). All was going well, much fun a frollicks, trying to get people to move so that they lost, etc :o. It came to my turn, I was doing really well, in the lead, not dropping any.....yaaaaay. The winner was...................... ............... ................ ME!!!! ;D ;D I had managed to get one stuck in my ear'ole. Well being a bit worse for wear, I had a go at getting it out. ::) ::) ::) Mistake number one!!!!!! :-[ :'( Then I let a few people have a go too. Mistake number two. ::) ::) We eventually admitted defeat coz my ear was killing me, terrible pain etc. Off we went to the hospital.............................. Got the lads to calm down before going in and we were all really well behaved. Saw a nurse, Triage I believe they call it, she sent for a Doctor who came in with a big grin on his face and said 'Whats going on ear then' Him and the nurse had a right good laugh at my predicament. A couple more nurses and, anyone else who needed a laugh,or so it seemed, came in for a look. The Doc (not TP) came in with the biggest syringe I've ever seen, with a bloody great needle on the end. 'Your not sticking that in me' I said with horror, no, it really was big, in fact it was bloody HUGE. He said 'no I'm just going to squirt some stuff in your ear with this' Well he was true to his word, I had a lovely warm, runny feeling in my ear. It was a really good feeling. 'It's chocolate' he said 'wait a minute and it'll come out a treat'. ;D ;D ;D No peanuts were harmed in the making of this tale. Here's the discalimer.......... Don't stick anything other than your elbow in your ear. I said it was nothing serious, didn't I............. ;D ;D Title: Re: hospital...nothing serious though!!!! Post by: reliantman on May 29, 2009, 03:08:39 PM I expect the A& E staff are used to seeing litle kids with pans stuck on their heads, and objects up their noses, but how old are you? :D
Title: Re: hospital...nothing serious though!!!! Post by: tazet on May 29, 2009, 03:42:43 PM Now why am I not supprised at all to read that ::)
Title: Re: hospital...nothing serious though!!!! Post by: Manky Monkey on May 29, 2009, 04:14:11 PM Evolution in action right there. The dumbest weed themselves out first. :P
Title: Re: hospital...nothing serious though!!!! Post by: Hillbilly Deluxe on May 29, 2009, 04:49:59 PM That was a joke ? right ? ;D ;D
Title: Re: hospital...nothing serious though!!!! Post by: Hagar on May 29, 2009, 07:23:28 PM Did'nt they used to be known as " Monkey nuts "
That was a joke ? right ? ;D ;D I'd like a second opinion ...... ;D .. Hagar .. ;D Title: Re: hospital...nothing serious though!!!! Post by: klogan45 on May 29, 2009, 08:35:32 PM Hello H, 'ow you doing?
Quote Did'nt they used to be known as " Monkey nuts " Not the salted variety ;D ;D ;D second opinion coming up.............. Not the salted variety ;D ;D ;D Monkey nuts were the ones in the shells. Quote That was a joke ? right ? Yep!!!!!! Quote I expect the A& E staff are used to seeing litle kids with pans stuck on their heads, and objects up their noses, but how old are you? Never ask a lady her age........... but I'm 52, I'll tell you Reliantman coz I know that you won't tell anyone ;D ;D I know I look much younger ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Oh ye of little faith, I've done some daft,nay,stupid things in my time but salted peanuts in me ear.....not likely ;D ;D ;D (Well, not yet anyway) Regards,Oh faithless ones............. K Title: Re: hospital...nothing serious though!!!! Post by: Mr_G on May 29, 2009, 08:53:44 PM PMSL!
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