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Title: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: dracken1 on March 31, 2008, 09:55:26 PM
bought a sip 14" chop saw 18 months ago, after 1 disc the start switch stopped starting. swapped it under warranty for another saw another sip (yes i should have realised)
now it's had 12 disc through it and the gearbox has gone, so stripped it to find ali gears with NO GREASE.

phoned the supplier but they no longer stock sip because of the returns. >:(

should have bought a dewalt

my grinders are milwaukee.  fantastic machines and with a plug on the lead so you just swap tools not leads.

i have a slow chop saw or whatever you call them. but the cost of having the blades sharpened makes them expensive to run.


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: mouse on April 01, 2008, 08:41:40 PM
 ;D ;D


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: texon on April 04, 2008, 12:10:32 PM
Get an hacksaw no moving parts exept elbows and save trips to the gym to build up arms  ;D


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: Manky Monkey on April 04, 2008, 10:13:38 PM
Spent half an hour searching in vain in Lunatic's workshop for a hacksaw last week. Somehow he survives without one. Says he always uses grinders or chop saws. I'm gonna buy him a hacksaw just so I can use it when I go round there.


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: texon on April 07, 2008, 06:55:11 PM
A workshops not a workshop without a hacksaw you should go to rons I only use hacksaws because he only uses 9" grinders with no blade guard and it scares me to death like I said b4 hes not called Madron for nowt  ;D


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: Manky Monkey on April 07, 2008, 06:59:29 PM
Yeah, Loony's the same. No guards on anything. Don't do this at home kids. It's not big & it's not clever. My hands are covered in grinder scars. It's only by sheer luck that I haven't lost a couple of fingers over the years. 


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: tazet on April 07, 2008, 07:01:36 PM
I always use a guard. One I'm too scared not to and two Manky would kill me.


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: Manky Monkey on April 07, 2008, 07:03:55 PM
With the grinder. :P


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: tazet on April 07, 2008, 07:07:20 PM
with a guard and goggles  :P


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: texon on April 07, 2008, 08:02:57 PM
guard goggles and gloves  ;D  ;D  ;D ooo and overhals and of course a checked paded shirt the burn realy well  ::)


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: Manky Monkey on April 07, 2008, 08:26:04 PM
Really?


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: tazet on April 07, 2008, 08:33:09 PM
I have a body warmer to match, (was my best one  >:(). Grinding burn from when I did the first cut on the Pop. Didn't notice for a few days.


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: mouse on April 07, 2008, 08:44:13 PM
pmsl  ;D ;D ;D i have two just like that manky


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: texon on April 07, 2008, 11:03:28 PM
The worlds full of crazy customizers and the burnt tartan shirts mine went up in smoke when I got petrol on the sleeve and stated welding not funny at the time but I did need a new shirt anyway so I left it to burn on the garden it went to vallhala gracefully and it saved cutting the grass for a while ;D 


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: tazet on April 08, 2008, 06:44:36 AM
 ;D


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: trikerpete on April 08, 2008, 12:31:38 PM
I have a body warmer to match, (was my best one  >:(). Grinding burn from when I did the first cut on the Pop. Didn't notice for a few days.

Didnt the smoke give it away  :D :D


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: tazet on April 08, 2008, 05:52:31 PM
There was no smoke that's the problem. It's only slightly singed. Not gone all the way through.


Title: Re: SIP TOOLS = SLOPPY IMPOTENT PENIS
Post by: trikerpete on April 09, 2008, 09:07:03 AM
When it happened to me, it was the heat from the flames that warned me :o ;D ;D