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TwistedPatience
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Teetering on the edge of insanity
Doctor Dave
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September 08, 2009, 03:28:53 AM »
Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients
and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much
he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt
and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.
But every now and then he'd hear an internal
reassuring voice in his head that said:
"Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first
medical practitioner to sleep with one of their
patients and you won't be the last.
And you're single. Just let it go."
But invariably another voice in his head
would bring him back to reality.
Whispering.....
Dave........
Dave........
..........you're a vet.
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"It's time to raise the Finger,
That middle digit takes your point and drives it home"
tazet
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September 08, 2009, 07:48:11 AM »
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klogan45
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Re: Doctor Dave
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September 09, 2009, 07:27:25 PM »
And the punchline?
?
I liked that one
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
Stephen Mac
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September 09, 2009, 07:53:00 PM »
good one
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