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TwistedPatience
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Teetering on the edge of insanity


« on: September 08, 2009, 03:28:53 AM »

Doctor Dave had slept with one of his patients
 
  and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much
 
  he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt
 
  and sense of betrayal were overwhelming.
 
 
  But every now and then he'd hear an internal
 
  reassuring voice in his head that said:
 
  "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first
 
  medical practitioner to sleep with one of their
 
  patients and you won't be the last.
 
  And you're single. Just let it go."
 
 
  But invariably another voice in his head
 
  would bring him back to reality.
 
  Whispering.....

 


 
  Dave........

 


 
  Dave........

 


 
  ..........you're a vet.

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"It's time to raise the Finger,
That middle digit takes your point and drives it home"
tazet
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« Reply #1 on: September 08, 2009, 07:48:11 AM »

 Grin Grin Grin
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klogan45
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« Reply #2 on: September 09, 2009, 07:27:25 PM »

And the punchline?HuhHuhHuhHuh? Grin Grin Grin

I liked that one Grin
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« Reply #3 on: September 09, 2009, 07:53:00 PM »

good one   Grin Grin
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