trikerpete
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like a head with a sore bear :)
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« on: January 05, 2008, 12:03:35 PM » |
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1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.
2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt or leaky tire.
3. It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it.
4. Don't be irreplaceable. If you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.
5. Always remember that you're unique. Just like everyone else.
6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
7. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
9. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
12. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.
13. Some days you're the bug; some days you're the windshield.
14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
17. Duct tape is like 'The Force'. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
19. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving.
20. Experience is something you don't get until just after you needed it.
21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night
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what do you mean, I cant do that !!  |
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Jarrodm
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« Reply #1 on: January 05, 2008, 01:34:37 PM » |
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Haha, i know a few of those XD
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Manky Monkey
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« Reply #2 on: January 05, 2008, 04:06:54 PM » |
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Brilliant! Most of those apply to me most days.  |
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On the last freedom moped out of Nowhere City.
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tazet
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« Reply #3 on: January 05, 2008, 05:57:54 PM » |
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Very good. I can relate to some of those too  |
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klogan45
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« Reply #4 on: January 05, 2008, 08:19:54 PM » |
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I can relate to some of those too, nice one Pete |
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
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Nannyogg
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« Reply #5 on: January 05, 2008, 09:38:07 PM » |
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Hey pete, i have been looking at quotes(sayings) to put on my side pannels once my bike has been resprayed .Now not too sure which one to use .Spose FAT bikers bounce better maybe fitting! x  |
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klogan45
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« Reply #7 on: January 06, 2008, 10:17:41 AM » |
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What about " Trikers just do it"  |
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
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klogan45
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« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2008, 08:10:26 PM » |
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
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