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kustom
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« on: November 19, 2008, 09:44:00 AM »
An elderly couple is attending Mass.
About halfway through, the wife leans over and says to her husband, 'I just let out a silent fart; what do you think I should do?'
He replies, 'Put a new battery in your hearing aid
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« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2008, 09:35:29 PM »
Does a new hearing aid battery stop you farting then? I think not coz mother out-law has two hearing aids and she farts a lot. More than the average I would say, and it don't half pong Shocked Shocked Shocked


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