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Hush hush whisper who dares
Christopher Robin is sat on the stairs
Fur in his hands and blood on the mat
Christopher Robin's castrated the cat.
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
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« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2011, 11:17:07 PM » |
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I can't believe you are a teacher, Keith.
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klogan45
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« Reply #2 on: May 21, 2011, 05:05:52 PM » |
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« Last Edit: May 21, 2011, 05:08:58 PM by klogan45 »
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
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« Reply #3 on: May 21, 2011, 05:08:22 PM » |
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Have you read the poem wot i wrote about giving up smoking then? Well here it is.....
I've tried to give up smoking
and tried and tried and tried
and tried and tried
and tried and tried
and tried and tried and tried.
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« Last Edit: May 21, 2011, 05:46:29 PM by klogan45 »
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
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morrag
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Carpe diem!
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« Reply #4 on: May 21, 2011, 05:16:57 PM » |
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Beware the Ides of March, But!
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« Reply #5 on: May 21, 2011, 05:19:36 PM » |
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It has a certain meter and hidden depth, that defies critical analysis, so I shall reist the temptation to try!! nurse, nurse!! my stronger tablets please........
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« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2011, 05:50:15 PM » |
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Thank you for you kind comments Morrag, however, I felt, on reflection that I could:
By removing one of the 'tried' in the final line
and
altering the structure
Make the tempo and meter much smoother by altering the rythm and the rhyme.
Now where is that hair shirt.
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
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« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2011, 06:42:30 AM » |
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you are a surely a man of great culture and very deeply hidden talents a big shovel could help to dig them up .keep up the good work sir
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reality sucks thank god for religion
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« Reply #8 on: May 24, 2011, 01:45:03 PM » |
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Mary Had a little lamb
The Doctor was surprised,
but when old MacDonald had a farm
He couldn't believe his eyes.
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
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« Reply #9 on: May 24, 2011, 05:35:51 PM » |
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Mary had a little lamb
It`s feet were Black as soot,
and everywhere that Mary went
his sooty foot, he put.
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..........and Joshua entered Jericho on his Triumph..............
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« Reply #10 on: May 24, 2011, 10:11:44 PM » |
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Mary had a little lamb she kept it in a bucket every time she took it out the bulldog tried to fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffrighten the life out of the poor little thing.  |
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
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« Reply #11 on: May 24, 2011, 10:25:26 PM » |
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Mary had a little bike
she rode it round the grass
but every time the wheels went round
the spokes stuck up her ...nose
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On the last freedom moped out of Nowhere City.
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« Reply #12 on: May 25, 2011, 03:20:20 PM » |
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There was a young lady from leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Out of her nose grew a bloody great rose
the rest was all covered in weeds.
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
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« Reply #13 on: May 26, 2011, 07:45:30 PM » |
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Higher up the mountain
Greener grows the grass
Down comes a billy-goat
Sliding on his ... overcoat.
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You don't stop havin fun because you get old - you get old if you stop havin fun!
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