A doctor was on his morning walk and noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar.
So he walked up to her and said "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What's your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day" she said. "Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week and eat only junk food. On weekends I pop pills, get laid and don't exercise at all."
"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four."
