Men & their tools.

[tazet]

Manky and I were browsing the Northern Tool website earlier, (porn for PetrolHeads!).
Each section of the site's headed with an insight into blokes' fascination with their tools.
How true they are!

There’s no shame in not owning tools……Just like there’s no shame in holding your wife’s handbag for a minute.

No man’s legacy should be a heart-shaped bird box.

Sawdust is as close to pot-pourri as we get.

You can measure a tool by the size of its warning label.

If power corrupts….We can make you a very bad man indeed.

How many tools can one man own? Don’t ask stupid questions.

Some men talk about their feelings. Others build steel-reinforced concrete walls around them.

Skin products for men: Motor oil, Brake fluid, Lithium Grease, Blood.

Cold dinner: another sign of a job well done

Never borrow tools. Never ask for directions.

Elbow grease will never come in a bottle.

[Plainy Janie]

Another sign of a job well done.  A clean tea towel for drying the crockery, has dirty great hand marks all over it. 

[mouse]

Another sign of a job well done.  A clean tea towel for drying the crockery, has dirty great hand marks all over it. 

im guilty of that one lol

[Manky Monkey]

Other way round here -Taz is the one who cleans her boots with the tea towel then hands it to me to do the drying up with!

[tazet]

  What me. 

[PD]

Dont get me goin on tools!
my apprentice comes close 2 death atleast once a day for puttin his grubby mits  in me tool box!! grrrrr! keep out thier mine!!!