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Author Topic: A joke but some men might find the graphic detail too much - you've been warned  (Read 878 times)
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« on: July 12, 2019, 10:41:03 PM »

The vicar asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer.

Susanne stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have some praise. Two months ago, my husband Frank had a terrible bike accident and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." 

You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagined the pain that poor Frank must have experienced.

Susanne continued, “Frank was unable to hold me or the children and every move caused him terrible pain. We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Frank's scrotum by wrapping wire around it to hold it in place with metal staples."

Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably in their pews, as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Frank. 

“Now," Susanne announced in a quivering voice, ""thank the Lord, Frank is out of the hospital and his doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely.” 

All the men sighed with unified relief.

The vicar rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.

A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium. He said, "I'm Frank." The entire congregation held its breath. 

“I just want to tell my wife that the word is sternum.”  Grin
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« Reply #1 on: July 13, 2019, 08:03:11 AM »

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« Reply #2 on: July 13, 2019, 10:35:47 PM »

 Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Shocked!!!!!
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