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klogan45
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« on: June 07, 2019, 12:04:58 PM »

I have heard tell that Renault and Ford are collaborating on a new, thief proof car. I've seen pictures too.
It's a cross between the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus it is only available in pink and it is being named the Clitaurus. It's guaranteed not to be stolen as most men won't be able to find it.
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« Reply #1 on: June 07, 2019, 07:06:57 PM »

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« Reply #2 on: June 14, 2019, 07:02:09 PM »

I have heard tell that Renault and Ford are collaborating on a new, thief proof car. I've seen pictures too.
It's a cross between the Renault Clio and the Ford Taurus it is only available in pink and it is being named the Clitaurus. It's guaranteed not to be stolen as most men won't be able to find it.

Very funny. Oh I have missed you. Liked your lobster comments too in another post. Grin
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