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JayJay
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« on: May 12, 2018, 04:01:58 PM » |
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Four guys were camping out. Pity they only had two tents.
No-one wanted to share a tent with Bob, because he snored so badly.
They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them share a tent the whole time, so they voted to take turns.
The first guy to share with Bob comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you?"
He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night."
The next night it was the second guy's turn.
In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot.
They said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful!"
He said, "Man, that Bob shakes the tent with his snoring. I watched him all night."
The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was an older chap, a man's man.
The next morning he joined the other two for their cook up breakfast, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.
"Good morning!" he said.
They couldn't believe it.
They said, "Man, what happened?"
He said, "Well, we got ready for bed.
I went and tucked Bob into his sleeping bag, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.
Bob sat up and watched me all night."
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Common sense is not a gift, it's a punishment, because you have to deal with everyone else who doesn't have it!
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