Are you a messy eater?

[JayJay]

Are you a messy eater?

I'm terrible especially if I'm not sitting at a table as my boobs always get in the way. However help is at hand. By recycling this bathroom fixture you ensure the food is at the right height for eating while at the same time hopefully preventing drips. Well at least better than you chaps using it in its normal location!   

P.S.
I hasten to add, this is not me in the picture even though at my age facial hair is becoming problematic.   

[stinkey]

Who is it then ?

[Baychimp]

The way to solve your unusual problem Jay Jay, is to cut  some of the length off the chair legs so that you fit under the table, you can then move the plate closer to your mouth. Alternately you could make the legs of the table longer. Either way you will probably need some sort of surgical procedure to attain the same arm span as an orangutan. ......... Its probably best to put up with being a messy eater. 

[JayJay]

Good advice Baychimp.