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Why did the chicken cross the moebeus strip?
To get to the same side!!
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2014, 06:53:01 PM » |
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« Last Edit: February 06, 2014, 06:56:12 PM by Old Newbie »
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Getting older but no wiser! Just using bigger hammers.
The answer to most problems, fire and lots of it.
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BikerGran
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2014, 08:36:53 PM » |
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Don't know why I'm even looking at this thread! One for the maths buffs among us  |
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You don't stop havin fun because you get old - you get old if you stop havin fun!
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« Reply #3 on: February 07, 2014, 10:36:34 PM » |
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Same goes for me BG!
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A MANS GOT TO DO WHAT A MANS GOT TO DO, AND I DID IT OVER THERE ------>>>>>>>>
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2014, 05:26:31 PM » |
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And me,
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Why do every five minute job take all day, and
if it can go wrong it will go wrong
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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2014, 09:37:24 PM » |
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and me.
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« Reply #6 on: February 09, 2014, 01:12:52 PM » |
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I feel better already!  |
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You don't stop havin fun because you get old - you get old if you stop havin fun!
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« Reply #7 on: February 11, 2014, 08:30:43 PM » |
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Ha.ve I just been had
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« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2014, 09:46:33 PM » |
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Maths has always been like a foreign language to me. My secondary school maths teacher actually took me to one side one day & said You're obviously just never going to understand this. If you promise to sit quietly at the back of the room & not distract the other boys, I'll leave you alone & not ask you anything.
Basic adding, subtracting etc, that's my limit. Even now words like logarithm & trigonometry make my blood run cold.
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On the last freedom moped out of Nowhere City.
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« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2014, 09:52:05 PM » |
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Ha.ve I just been had
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Getting older but no wiser! Just using bigger hammers.
The answer to most problems, fire and lots of it.
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« Reply #10 on: February 12, 2014, 09:25:17 AM » |
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Hey Andy you are not the only one to have a teacher say that to him.....guess who else that happened to.....yep ME!! I couldn't get a grip with maths at school, to be honest i wasn't that interested anyway, just wanted to do wood and metal work so only picked up the maths skills in later life, there are still things that i can't do,not always been a teacher i had loads of 'proper' jobs first. |
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
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« Reply #11 on: February 12, 2014, 09:27:01 AM » |
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Thanks for the pic, O N, using the ipad so cant post pics,
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
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« Reply #12 on: February 12, 2014, 09:28:01 AM » |
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The replies all seem a little one-sided to me.
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Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared
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« Reply #13 on: February 12, 2014, 09:33:24 AM » |
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The replies all seem a little one-sided to me.
Can't see an end to this. |
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« Reply #14 on: February 12, 2014, 02:25:59 PM » |
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Maths has always been like a foreign language to me. My secondary school maths teacher actually took me to one side one day & said You're obviously just never going to understand this. If you promise to sit quietly at the back of the room & not distract the other boys, I'll leave you alone & not ask you anything.
Basic adding, subtracting etc, that's my limit. Even now words like logarithm & trigonometry make my blood run cold.
We have a lot in common - I was hauled up in front of the class for not doing my Algebra homework. The teacher ranted "How do you expect to pass your algebra exam?" I said "I don't, Miss Smith" She looked at me, sighed, and said "Go and sit down." And in fact, the lack of algebra has never held me back! |
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