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« on: July 16, 2013, 01:45:14 PM »



Eight Words with two Meanings ...... A funny ......


Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female...... Any part under a car's hood.
Male..... The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female.... Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male..... Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko- mit-ment) n.
Female..... A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male...... Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female.... An embarrassing by-product of indigestion.
Male...... A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female...... The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male..... Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.

AND;

He said.... I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said.... You wear pants don't you?

He said..... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said... That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said..... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said ....Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said..... Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said..... Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.
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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2013, 03:31:29 PM »

Ha ha

a phrase can have 2 meaning's as well, proving hyphenation is not optional:

extra marital sex
extra-marital-sex

be careful which you ask your partner for !
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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2013, 04:06:33 PM »

I can ask for either but i wont get.
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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2013, 04:23:46 PM »

You mean there's such a thing as marital sex! Shocked
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« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2013, 05:22:55 PM »

Ms frequency = 1/years married
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« Reply #5 on: July 16, 2013, 05:48:25 PM »

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« Reply #6 on: July 16, 2013, 10:33:05 PM »

Me too !
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« Reply #7 on: July 16, 2013, 11:38:30 PM »

Ah, but what is the unit of frequency?
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« Reply #8 on: July 17, 2013, 09:48:05 AM »

Khz and Mhz are the ones that stick in my mind Andy, have'nt got a clue why!
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« Reply #9 on: July 17, 2013, 04:49:40 PM »

Haha. In my formula its probably months or years
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« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2013, 11:09:32 PM »

Word number 9.
Navigate.
Male...... To find ones way around using map and compass.
Female....Building site entrance for Irish workers.
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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2013, 08:49:56 AM »

Nice one Baychimp,pmsl!
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