Essex Girl

As a truck driver in Essex stops for a red light, a
blonde in her car pulls up alongside. She jumps out of her car, runs up
to his truck cab, and knocks on the door. The driver lowers the window,
and she says, "Hi, my name is Sharon and you're losing some of your
load!"

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the
street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl again
catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his cab, and knocks on
the door. The guy lowers the window, and she says,
"Hi, my name is Sharon and you ARE losing some of
your load."

Shaking his head, the driver ignores her again and
continues down the street.

At the third red light, the same thing happens
again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up,
knocks on the truck cab door. The driver lowers the window again and
she says,

'Hi, my name is Sharon and you really are losing
some of your load!

When the light turns green, the driver revs up and
races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out
of his truck and runs back to the blonde
He knocks on her window and, as she lowers it, he
says..

"Hi, my name is Kevin and I'm gritting the road."