Sons first football match

[Speedmaster]

The day has finally arrived.

Today is the day you take your son to his first football game.

Leading up to the big day you have told him about game day, the smell of the fresh cut grass, the hotdogs that taste better at the ground than anywhere else.

The roar of the crowd when the home team scores.

You tell him all about the wonderful sites & sounds he'll see on that wonderful day.

But the only thing he'll remember about the big day
is................






















 

[Manky Monkey]

I'd go to football matches if they were all like that 

[Speedmaster]

Yeah, mee too