The best way to make a cup of tea.

[klogan45]

I phoned Tetley and asked what was the best way to make a cup of tea, the bloke said "Bugger of you prat, we're the brewery
I tried again with the right number and the bloke said I had to agitate the bag.
This morning I slapped Mrs.K on the A*se and said "Two sugars in mine, fatty"

[kevsky]

thanks mate just tried that with the missus and got 2 lumps one on the left eye and one on the right

[klogan45]

thanks mate just tried that with the missus and got 2 lumps one on the left eye and one on the right

Funny thing that, kev, got pretty much the same from Mrs.K

[kevsky]

Women so bloody predicable

[klogan45]

I knew you'd say that

[kevsky]

mmm's so bloody predicable

[klogan45]

mmm's so bloody predicable

Knew you'd sat that too

[kevsky]

was really expecting that reply mrs kevsky said you lot are really not funny tut such a predictable comment ,this one could go on and on and on and on