Mary had a little....

[BikerGran]

Mary had a little lamb
His fleece was black as soot
And into Mary's bread and jam
His sooty foot 'e put.

[trev]

mary had a little lamb
and it was full of frollocks
it jumped over the garden gate
and landed on the other side.

[toad]

ole mother hubbard went to the cupboard
to fetch poor rover a bone
when she bent over
rover took over
she found rover had a bone of his own.

the grand ole duke of york
had ten thousand men
if he had the energy
he,d have em all again

there was an ole woman that lived in a shoe
she had so many children
her ueterus fell out

humpty dumpty sat on a wall
humpty dumpty had a great fall
all the kings horses and kings men
said feck me egg for breakfast again

simple simon met the pieman
on the way to the fair
said simple simon to the pieman
what you got in there?
said the pieman to simple simon
pies you twat!

[bandicoot]

Mary had a little lamb,
Its mouth was full of blisters,
Now it's burning in a field,
With its scabby brothers and sisters.

Little miss Muffet,
Was sat on her tuffet,
With ababy newly born,
'cos it wasn't the spider,
That sat down beside her,
It was little boy blue with the horn

[klogan45]

The grand ole duke of york
had ten thousand men
He marched then up to the top of the hill
And had them all again.