COUNSELLING

Eileen and her husband John went for counselling after 35 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a
passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in
the 35 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,
emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved, undesired, an entire
list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient
length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after
asking Eileen to stand, embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra,
put his hands on her breasts and massaged them tenderly, while
kissing her passionately as her husband John watched with a raised eyebrow!

After a few minutes, Eileen buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat
down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to John and said, 'This is what your
wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?'

John thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I can drop
her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on Fridays, I play golf.