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Manky Monkey
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« on: December 01, 2011, 10:18:29 PM »

I've just got home to find all the windows and doors wide open!!
They've taken everything....it's all gone.
The dirty rotten thieving *********.
What kind of sick minded person would do that to another person?
 
You are not human. You are low life scum..........................


 
 
 
 ......That was my advent calender and you had no right to open it and eat all my chocolates!!!!!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: December 01, 2011, 11:57:58 PM »

What with this tonight and the shed roofing felt going walkies last night, I can see a big INS CLAIM coming up, and look out later in the month for that big bearded bloke cumin down the chimney and choring your mince pies. Shocked Shocked Shocked Wink Wink
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« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2011, 01:26:40 PM »

lol, you had me at first Wink
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« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2011, 01:42:26 PM »

got me too. been hit at my depot once and really cleared me out, even took MY van to cart MY bloody gear away.
      gave me a horrible feeling at first when i read it.     "thought whys he worried bout chocolate when all his gears gone?"
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no rush fella, take all the time you need,
        can i have it in 20 Min's?
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« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2011, 02:34:12 PM »

you sir have my deepest sympathies, some rotton git once pinced all the holes out a full bag of my donuts
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« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2011, 03:17:25 PM »

we,ve got a theif who regularly burgles our biscuit tin and the chocolate of the top shelf of the fridge its not me,, the dogs cant reach the biscuit tin or open the fridge and the only other person who has access is ,,cooky,,(mrs spanners)

































i wonder who it is  Roll Eyes Roll Eyes Roll Eyes
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« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2011, 03:22:29 PM »

Weld the tin up Grin
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« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2011, 08:49:56 PM »

Hi Andy (you sod!), remember some people view this Site via their mobile phone and can only see 3 inches at a time (no jokes about porn sites thank you  Wink ).

Don't leave such a big gap before the punch line. I was on the land line when I saw your terrible news and I was already telling them about it. Glad I scrolled down before it snowballed and we had started a whip round for you!
JJ   Grin




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« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2011, 10:55:57 PM »

 Grin
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2011, 02:17:52 PM »

 Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2011, 07:36:24 PM »

You had me going there too........nice one  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2011, 08:11:59 AM »

 Smiley yep thought you had been as well
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2011, 05:58:58 PM »

Me to, was actually feeling sorry for you.  Grin
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Today I shall be mostly eating Jaffa Cakes.
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