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klogan45
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« on: January 02, 2008, 09:05:48 PM »
Got stopped by the cops today. I had my doc's with me, unusually, so produced them with a flourish and a bit of a smirk, coz I knew I would'nt get one of those produce at the nick slips. The copper looked at it and said " You should be wearing glasses" I replied with a smug air " I've got contacts!" he said " I don't care who you know you're nicked!!"
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For the gullible amongst us it's a joke! Tongue
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!

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Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
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« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2008, 09:13:56 PM »
very good klogan.........willy
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« Reply #2 on: January 02, 2008, 09:25:28 PM »
Quote from: klogan45 on January 02, 2008, 09:05:48 PM
Got stopped by the cops today. I had my doc's with me, unusually, so produced them with a flourish and a bit of a smirk, coz I knew I would'nt get one of those produce at the nick slips. The copper looked at it and said " You should be wearing glasses" I replied with a smug air " I've got contacts!" he said " I don't care who you know you're nicked!!"
 Grin Grin Grin Grin

For the gullible amongst us it's a joke! Tongue
omg thats worse than all the xmas cracker jokes i read  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: January 02, 2008, 09:49:58 PM »
Nothing but the best from you K  Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin Grin
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klogan45
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« Reply #4 on: January 02, 2008, 11:43:13 PM »
Nothing but the best for the manky ones!
Right, you asked for it!!!!!

What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?
Sir!!!

What do you call a deaf gorilla with a machine gun?
Whatever you like coz it can't hear you!!!!
Nighty night!
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!

He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.

Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
tazet
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« Reply #5 on: January 03, 2008, 12:33:09 AM »
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« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2008, 09:22:53 PM »
and here's some jokes from my nephew Daniel:

what do you get when you cross a womens boob with a bomb? answer: titbits!

why did the lady carry a stick of dynamite in the boot of her car?  incase she got a flat tyre, she could blow it up again.
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