A Monkeys tale.

[Baychimp]

I heard this and thought of Jay Jay.

A woman had two pet Monkeys which she loved very much. Both Monkeys suddenly  and unexpectedly pasted away, the woman was distraught and beside herself with grief. So she decided to get them both stuffed. So off to the taxidermist she trots.
They work out all the details and just as she was leaving the taxidermist asked "would you like them mounted".
Oh no shrieked the woman just holding hands will do.

[JayJay]

Thanks Baychimp. Made me smile. 

[BikerGran]

 

[hunter]