Manky Monkey Motors

Hush hush whisper who dares

Christopher Robin is sat on the stairs

Fur in his hands and blood on the mat

Christopher Robin's castrated the cat.

I can't believe you are a teacher, Keith.

Neither can I... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Did I spel sumfing rong then?

Have you read the poem wot i wrote about giving up smoking then? Well here it is.....

I've tried to give up smoking

and tried and tried and tried

and tried and tried

and tried and tried

and tried and tried and tried.

 :'(

It has a certain meter and hidden depth, that defies critical analysis, so I shall reist the temptation to try!! nurse, nurse!! my stronger tablets please........

Thank you for you kind comments Morrag, however, I felt, on reflection that I could:

By removing one of the 'tried' in the final line

and

altering the structure

Make the tempo and meter much smoother by altering the rythm and the rhyme.

Now where is that hair shirt.

you are a surely a man of great culture and very deeply hidden talents a big shovel could help to dig them up .keep up the good work sir

Mary Had a little lamb
The Doctor was surprised,
but when old MacDonald had a farm
He couldn't believe his eyes.

Mary had a little lamb
It`s feet were Black as soot,
and everywhere that Mary went
his sooty foot, he put.

Mary had a little lamb
she kept it in a bucket
every time she took it out
the bulldog tried to fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffrighten the life out of the poor little thing. ;D

Mary had a little bike
she rode it round the grass
but every time the wheels went round
the spokes stuck up her ...nose

There was a young lady from leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Out of her nose grew a bloody great rose
the rest was all covered in weeds.

Higher up the mountain
Greener grows the grass
Down comes a billy-goat
Sliding on his ... overcoat.