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Title: stopped by the cops. Post by: klogan45 on January 02, 2008, 09:05:48 PM Got stopped by the cops today. I had my doc's with me, unusually, so produced them with a flourish and a bit of a smirk, coz I knew I would'nt get one of those produce at the nick slips. The copper looked at it and said " You should be wearing glasses" I replied with a smug air " I've got contacts!" he said " I don't care who you know you're nicked!!"
;D ;D ;D ;D For the gullible amongst us it's a joke! :P Title: Re: stopped by the cops. Post by: willy on January 02, 2008, 09:13:56 PM very good klogan.........willy
Title: Re: stopped by the cops. Post by: mouse on January 02, 2008, 09:25:28 PM Got stopped by the cops today. I had my doc's with me, unusually, so produced them with a flourish and a bit of a smirk, coz I knew I would'nt get one of those produce at the nick slips. The copper looked at it and said " You should be wearing glasses" I replied with a smug air " I've got contacts!" he said " I don't care who you know you're nicked!!" omg thats worse than all the xmas cracker jokes i read ;D;D ;D ;D ;D For the gullible amongst us it's a joke! :P Title: Re: stopped by the cops. Post by: tazet on January 02, 2008, 09:49:58 PM Nothing but the best from you K ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: stopped by the cops. Post by: klogan45 on January 02, 2008, 11:43:13 PM Nothing but the best for the manky ones!
Right, you asked for it!!!!! What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun? Sir!!! What do you call a deaf gorilla with a machine gun? Whatever you like coz it can't hear you!!!! Nighty night! Regards K Title: Re: stopped by the cops. Post by: tazet on January 03, 2008, 12:33:09 AM ;D
Title: Re: stopped by the cops. Post by: Plainy Janie on January 04, 2008, 09:22:53 PM and here's some jokes from my nephew Daniel:
what do you get when you cross a womens boob with a bomb? answer: titbits! why did the lady carry a stick of dynamite in the boot of her car? incase she got a flat tyre, she could blow it up again. |