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Title: Who says OAPs don't have a sense of humour ... Post by: JayJay on September 09, 2015, 08:33:55 PM From one 78 year old:
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time.“Like sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?” I asked. Her talking about my "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation. She was "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Centre and hang out with the gals. I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club. She replied, "Are you nuts? You are 78 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?" I told her that I had even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her. She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses? This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club." "Oh man, I'm in trouble again,” I replied, “I really don't know what to do. I signed up for five jumps a week!!" The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted. Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be ever so much fun. ;) Title: Re: Who says OAPs don't have a sense of humour ... Post by: BikerGran on September 09, 2015, 08:46:43 PM ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who says OAPs don't have a sense of humour ... Post by: Baychimp on September 09, 2015, 09:23:32 PM ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who says OAPs don't have a sense of humour ... Post by: the coppersmith on September 10, 2015, 07:29:37 AM ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who says OAPs don't have a sense of humour ... Post by: hunter on September 10, 2015, 09:45:02 AM ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Who says OAPs don't have a sense of humour ... Post by: merv on September 10, 2015, 02:56:21 PM ;D ;D ;D
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