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Title: Blonde comes home early. Post by: hunter on December 31, 2013, 07:13:31 PM A blonde gets home from work early and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom.
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting. 'What's up?' she asks. 'I think I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband... The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialling, her four-year-old son comes up and says, "Mummy, Mummy, Aunty Shirley is hiding in the wardrobe, and she has no clothes on" The blonde slams the phone down and storms back upstairs into the bedroom right past her husband.. Rips open the wardrobe door and sure enough, there is her sister, totally naked and cowering on the floor. 'You rotten Bitch', she screams. 'My husband's having a heart attack, and you're running around naked, playing hide and seek with the kids!!' Title: Re: Blonde comes home early. Post by: scannerzer on December 31, 2013, 09:41:23 PM thats made me chuckle ;D
Title: Re: Blonde comes home early. Post by: Olds on December 31, 2013, 09:58:37 PM ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Blonde comes home early. Post by: nabsim on December 31, 2013, 10:34:30 PM Ha ha, you are a bad man Hunter :)
Title: Re: Blonde comes home early. Post by: hunter on December 31, 2013, 10:37:06 PM I Know ;D
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