Manky Monkey Motors

As we have already seen a toy run, is it too early to say HAPPY C WORD to everyone?
Hope you all have a great Christmas and safe new year.

Cheers. Doug
         

Of course its too early. December the 24th is too early!
I suppose that we might as well get it over with then. I mean it's not as if it happens many times in a year. A bit like the flu or going to the dentist, just something one has to put up with. But at least the dentist is over quickly and no relatives get involved. OK so dentist was a bad example. A plague might be a bit closer to the mark.   :(

Anyhow here goes....

If I really have to........

I mean ................

Happy Christmas and a merry new year ;D

I'm a Postman, working 12 hour shifts delivering all the stuff people have bought online to give to people they don't like, who don't want it anyway.
And I've got a cold.

-Damn you Father Christmas!  >:(

Nice to see all the christmas spirit.  ;D  Glad I'm not the only Grinch.

Nadolig Llawen a Blwyddyn Newydd Dda pawb.............. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D...Morrag

Happy Christmas to everyone. I love Christmas, time with friends and family, a few jars with friends, time off work to fickle about, it'll do for me. 

What's this pawb Morrag, I hope that is pub?

I'm with Andy R on this one,love Christmas always have

Its a pity they cant move Christmas to July, it would be good to have the time off in the warmer weather and the new year could be in August ??? I'm not a very Christmassy person, I've even worked all through the break to avoid being nice to people who dont really like me either. Still, might get a set of spanners or a timing light, even a torque wrench, cos I've been really good lately, only pee'd the neighbours off once, Ididnt know it was so late and the silencer was missing when I fired the stealth up ;D

That would be 'everyone' Andy...................... :D :D :D :D :D :D

SCRAP IT ,,,,

H.....   Ha........  Haa.......

Nope, can't do it, MUCH too soon!

i thought people were short of money, f..k are they!!!!!
going by the alcohol and food going out on home delivery vans!!!
8 vans going out 3 times a day fully loaded!!! 7 days a week.
all loaded by hand, i know how you feel andy, and i'm only doing it over chr..............sorry late december.

Finished work at 6.30 this evening, delivering parcels by torchlight -people of Britain, stop buying stuff!
-did I mention I've got a cold?

 Start a petition and i'll sign it.

the bus cleaners used to call it the season of puke,,

Try being a bus driver and carry some of these animals around

been there on coach,s couldn,t stick it ,,went back in the garage ,,

havn,t got my psv anymore and to be honest i dont want it ,,

I don't want mine but there's nothing out there and if there is it cant match the money, to old for any thing else, oh well moaning over

I do like C********, but the people who put up their decorations the week after Halloween spoil it for me, and having to listen to all the crap on the radio for three months beforehand.

the funny thing over here is the radio stations are hardly playing any xmas tune's,just an odd one here and there

I was in brum weds and Thursday this week. Went out weds eve to get a m&s salad, ended up in the ch****mas market eating a one meter long bratwurst listening to Christmas songs played on a steel drum. Now, what is wrong with that hey!

i hate C........s but i like humbugs.

Starting the festive food binge early then. :D
Obviously Birmingham is a stronghold of English Christmas tradition.

Its not the songs, its the stupid adverts on local radio. There is one for a Cash & carry which has Santa laughing, and it sounds more like a death rattle. (Real radio and Nation, if Morrag listens)

well the company i work for has given the gift of uncertainty
likely be in liquidation by christmass
but i like christmass and i'm a non commercial athiest who is rostered on night-shift christmass eve

Why do they DO that?  Why couldn't they hang on till AFTER the holiday?  I've been made redundant twice - both just before Christmas.

Strangely enough, they mentioned on Radio 4 this evening that this is the most German Christmas ever, with German markets, beer & that weird Stollen cake becoming more popular than traditional British fare -didn't Germanic Prince Albert introduce the whole Victorian idea of Crimbo anyway?

Good luck with the job situation Chewie. I've lost your address in my last house move so no card in time for Christmas this year I'm afraid mate.  :-*

'didn't Germanic Prince Albert introduce the whole Victorian idea of Crimbo anyway?'

And having a big steel ball inserted in the end of your willy.

Is that a Christmas tradition? That one seems to have passed me by.

I think I'll give that one a miss  ;D

I've heard of having 'balls of steel' but that really is taking things too far  :D :D

And back on track----

HAPPY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!

Nice one Mr T, puts a sense of perspective on things! ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)Morrag

Hiya Tim.  ;)
Onesie step beyond -there really is no excuse for this.

DIG those boots  :D :D :D :D :D ::)

 Hi Tim, nice to see you back

His father seems to be rather short.

 :) And slightly embarrassed.

Commital proceedings are already started, for his own safety you understand!!!...................... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Well, seeing as we is getting close ...... workshop radio re tuned back to music playing station and in full Christmas song swing, looking forward to the last lads Friday night pub session of the year ;D
Wishing you all a very MERRY CHRISTMAS       

Seasons Greetings from all of us to all of you rodders

Trikers

And Bikers

 ;D

and while we're on the topic anyone into rockabilly rock'n'roll blues swing jazz
watch this
ttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDcajtt8uU0

linky--no--worky  ::)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDcajtt8uU0

I`m not either, but i AM quite partial to young ladies dressed as Mrs Clause  ::)

i know his brother alka........... i,ll get me coat. ;D

Yes you have a couple of times.

well there was that


 :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D

MERRY CHRISTMAS one and all !