Manky Monkey Motors

feeling peckish i had a glance in the cupboard, not a lot to choose from, ended up with a can of spam and 3 not so crispy cream crackers [more like cream bendys].   I'm not an animal, i did slice the spam and warm it up. I also still have a best before 06 can of tuna,like in the McIntyre sketch. yesterday it was crumpets and spaghetti hoops.
    Anyone got some other scrumptious ideas.

What no burgers  ???

Hey up Dan, how you doing.   I do have my own special burger up at the pizza shop, pass it on my walk home from the local. started best part of 20 year ago when i had had a sherbet too much according to the owner.   Its a 1/4 lb burger on the usual bed of lettuce, red onion and tomato then on top he puts a mix of bolognaise sauce with extra red yellow and green peppers with ham and onion all mixed together,a side of well done fries. when i get home i have some of the mix off the top with the fries then have to turn the burger over to eat as the bottoms soggy..
think that may now be my choice tonight now...

what!!!! no good woman to feed you  :o :o :o :o

even i got one to feed me  ;) ;)

Blimey, didn't realise you could still get Spam :D     Spam, egg and chips !!!   great memories ;D

sausage ,egg,bacon,,beans,, an a mug o, tea,, luvverly,  ;) cooked for me,, ;)not by me,, :) :)

send her round mike.

not untill i,v had my supper  ;D ;D

baked beans with half a sliced red onion thrown in the pan,   used to live on that whilst saving up for my first big bike, cost about £2.50 a week ;D

not HIENZ beans then  ::) ::) you need a bl##dy mortgage to buy em,,,,

oh god no, aldi own brand 12p a tin bloody lovley. :D :D

LOL spam can you realy still buy this i hated it unless it was fried or battered

you can buy spam at iceland allready battered,, ::) ::) whatever next

i could just about bere the meat with pickled onions but that jelly stuff was rank :-X

when i think of spam these days monty python comes to mind

yep me too and the song runs through my head  :D :D :D

on a regular bases while at college i loved having cornbeef, fried egg and cheese on lightly toasted white bread with brown sauce.... must buy some cornbeef tomorrow now. ;D

that sounds good twisted, used to munch on a pack of corned beef slices as i wandered round the waste land that is tesco.
 just topped up my meager diet with a chicken curry n fried rice  with salt n pepper spare ribs. not all on my own, shared with company. quite nice while watching the looneys that are the red bull x fighters..   
memo for morning, must go jogging.

any way ,dobber,, how come a catering  mega magnet ,, cant get fed ,, ::) ::)
i would have thought you would have access to food  a  plenty   ;)

hey up mike. got freezers full a gear in the yard but  short of getting the cattle prod out got no one to cook it.... was gonna get a live in bird but their allways ironing the babies or what ever it is they do.

ya ,, best do what iv done ,, ;) ;) go for an older model ,, ;) ;) ;)= no babie,s  and more attentive/gratefull......................you young uns need to learn a bit more  :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

P.S dont tell her at our house ,lol, ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Lets be politically correct,   don't you mean a Classic?  :D :D :D

experience over enthusiasm spanners

Dobber...Food-borne botulism
The symptoms of food-borne botulism usually begin with:

•nausea (feeling sick)
•vomiting
•diarrhoea, followed by constipation (an inability to empty your bowels)
It usually takes 12 to 36 hours after eating contaminated food for more serious neurological symptoms (symptoms that affect the nervous system) to begin (see below). However, it can sometimes take as little as six hours or as long as eight days.

If you have consumed (eaten or drunk) a large amount of the toxin produced by the Clostridium botulinum bacteria, you may not experience these early symptoms. Instead, you may develop neurological symptoms straight away.

Thought you might need this info.

By the way my favorite is Homous on rye bread...yum

got frightened by that so went to try drowned all those bugs in carling, got to ngo back tomorrow to be sure. belt n braces etc.

01:08 am,  just in from the pub !!!   Kin starving :-\  whats in the fridge ....... cheese, and not a lot else, not even any stale crackers!! so its chees on toast, but cant be bothered to put grill on, so cheese in bread ...... Hmmmmm  and a head ache in the morning ! :( :( :( :(