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Title: Crafty Buggers
Post by: Hagar on August 20, 2012, 08:55:50 PM
About 7-8 weeks ago an old luton bodied van turned up opposite me , once or twice  a week a couple of the Poles from down the street come over and try to start it give up and leave , its got no tax on it and last week the council man came round slapped a notice on the windscreen and put a clamp on the front wheel , I came home from work today and the crafty buggers had jacked it up put it on axle stands and taken the rear wheels so it cant be just towed away ........  crafty buggers   .......    >:(

  ..  Hagar  ..   ;D


Title: Re: Crafty Buggers
Post by: The North on August 20, 2012, 09:02:54 PM
Good int it  ;D  You cant keep them lads down.   


Title: Re: Crafty Buggers
Post by: Manky Monkey on August 20, 2012, 09:05:29 PM
My brother Brock had the diesel fuel syphoned out of his race truck the other day, along with all the vehicles on a couple of local farms. The travellers are all heading for the Dorset steam fair this weekend.
Wonder what's in the van.


Title: Re: Crafty Buggers
Post by: Chevy Rick on August 20, 2012, 09:19:25 PM
If the travellers are going this weekend they will be disappointed it doesent start till Wed 29th. ::)


Title: Re: Crafty Buggers
Post by: snafu on August 20, 2012, 09:39:21 PM
About 7-8 weeks ago an old luton bodied van turned up opposite me , once or twice  a week a couple of the Poles from down the street come over and try to start it give up and leave , its got no tax on it and last week the council man came round slapped a notice on the windscreen and put a clamp on the front wheel , I came home from work today and the crafty buggers had jacked it up put it on axle stands and taken the rear wheels so it cant be just towed away ........  crafty buggers   .......    >:(

  ..  Hagar  ..   ;D

just drop the rear end on skates and drag it onto a slidebed :D :D :D :D :D :D


Title: Re: Crafty Buggers
Post by: Manky Monkey on August 20, 2012, 10:10:44 PM
I deliver to a mobile home park Rick. The travelling ones have already left for Dorset so are presumably in a layby or somebody's field halfway there.


Title: Re: Crafty Buggers
Post by: BikerGran on August 20, 2012, 10:40:37 PM
Oh yes they're gathering in the laybys, on the verges, in the fields.....

Lock up your generators people of Dorset!


Title: Re: Crafty Buggers
Post by: Hagar on August 22, 2012, 04:57:24 PM
Got home from work today and its gone  .....  just a couple of scratches in the road and a small puddle of oil ....  council 1 poles 0 after extra time   .......   ;D


  ..  Hagar  ..   ;D


Title: Re: Crafty Buggers
Post by: BikerGran on August 22, 2012, 05:47:25 PM
How d'you know it wasn't the poles that removed it?


Title: Re: Crafty Buggers
Post by: Hagar on August 22, 2012, 06:28:31 PM
How d'you know it wasn't the poles that removed it?

It could have been  .... but they could'nt get it going over the last couple of months , so my bet is the council man got it moving first ..  ;D

  ..  Hagar  ..   ;D