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BikerGran
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« on: March 02, 2006, 09:43:32 PM »

Baby balloon

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"Can I sleep in your bed tonight with you and mummy?" asks baby balloon to father balloon.
Father balloon explains to baby balloon that he is getting too old and too big to be sleeping in the same bed as mummy and daddy and tucks him in and kisses him night in his own bed.

During the night when mummy and daddy balloons are asleep baby balloon tries to squeeze himself into bed with mummy and daddy, but there is no room.
So he decides to release some air out of mummy balloon, but still no room.
He then releases some air from daddy balloon but there is still no room.
So he then releases some air from himself which allows enough room for him to snuggle in bed between his mummy and daddy.

In the morning daddy balloon isn't impressed. "What did I tell you? You had to sleep in your own bed, you've been very naughty. You've let your mum down, you've let me down and most of all you've let yourself down!"

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« Reply #1 on: March 03, 2006, 03:40:38 PM »

Harr ha ha ha!! Grin
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