Manky Monkey Motors

Who keeps smiting me, I'll soon be in the 'red'. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

26 now and going down :'( :'( ;)

its annoying,some tw*t obviously got nothing better to do..........sad bast*rd.

What does that mean please enlighten me?? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

Hey Doc (not Twisted Patience) it's just a bit of fun, I'm going for the lowest Karma rating yet. ;)
(Watch what happens now, no one will smite me to foil my plan, but the plan is that as I want to be smited no one will, but don't let the secret out, keep it to yourself. There is a special charm on this message so that no one but me and you can read it ;))

sorry to say klogan but if you read my thread from a couple of days ago i have already tried the double - double mind bending and it didnt work as i am now -9 and losing it fast , i have now became a budhist biker and dont need to worry about karma no more 

You lot are not alone my rating was over 135 at one point. I noticed it going down but then noticed other users were loosing points too. I recon Yoda  has been tinkering again

why dont he just turn it off?

cause its fun ;) ;)

thats you with 1 less then :)

ive just been speaking to buda and he says i do have to worry about karma and thats the main point of his religeon , DAM . i may have to become a satanist , surely they dont care about karma.
hey klogan how about we start a new sub cite for those that have been smited ?

Sounds ok to me bummer. It's the right timer of year. If I was a dyslexic satanist I would worship santa.
(That one is just for you as I posted this last year too!!!)
A question, why did you read that post it was for Doc (Not TP Doc, the other one) I did'nt think anyone else would read it as it had a special spell on it, so that only me and the other Doc could read it :)
Do you really, really think that other people read it too, or did Buddah give you the power to break my spell?
We could call our site 'the smite site' we'd get loads of members :o :o though i'm happy with the one i've got :o ;D

Ha Ha, with a bit of deduction and looking at who's been on lately I can work out who's smiting me!!!
No I can't i'm not that clever!!!!! :-[

14 and falling :-* :-* :-*
The field is narrowing!!

I'm now on 109 but less than 10 mins ago I was on 111  :'(

Maybe you got manky to smite you to put me off the trail ;)

K45 ,do you or have you ever taken mind bending drugs ? ;D

You're never too old to storm a bouncy castle!!!!!!
we coul hold our own rally.........stormin the bouncy castle  ;D ::) :o

Mind bending drugs, why do you ask? I reserve the right to stay silent on the grounds that I might incriminate myself.

Going up, 15 now. Thanks who ever you are.
I am constantly working on who is the phanton menace I mean smiter.
The begmeister is on your trail, be warned.
 ;D ;D ;D

isn't this fun ;D ;D ;D

 :'(

It's him! It's him! Hit 'im wiv a big stick!

Who Who??????

He's behind you!

Or on top  :P

Oh no he's not!
and definately not on top :-[

o-o-ohhh, yes he is!

is this the 10 minute argument or the full half hour?

Sod it we'll go for the half hour  ;D

I've told you once.

Oh no you did'nt!

oh yes he did

This is'nt an arguement

Yes it is.

Why not  ???

No its not, in an arguement the party's take an adversarial stance, and put together a series of statements.
You're just contradicting me.

It's not just the automatic gain-saying of whatever the other person says.

Yes it is.

NO it isn't!

yes it is

there, you're doing it again!

No I'm not

There you did it again

No I didn't

YES you did,

Sorry, the five minutes is up.

That was never half an hour!

I'm afraid it was.

no it was'nt

I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue anymore.

That was never a half an hour just now!

But that was never a half an hour just now!

I'm sorry, but I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid!

but I paid for half an hour and that was never a half an hour just now

I told you, I'm not allowed to argue unless you've paid.

no you did'nt

Look, I don't want to argue about that.

well if i did'nt pay then why are you argueing with me?

I could be argueing in my own time.

looks like im loosing my popularity also  ??? :-* :P

Sorry to blow ya bubble manky, I just applaud everyone as I'm nice ;D ;D

wow :) look at mine someone h8s me :) i am feeling more evil though all this negative karma flowing through me

-26 now FFS  ??? >:(

I'm catching up, or should that be catching down, 12 now :o :o

ive just been got AGAIN........theres only 5 logged in,and its obviously not me,cos you cant applaud/smite yourself,so that narrows it down  :P

mine goes up and down like a whores nickers on a saturday night

I reckon Yoda has set it up to go up & down automatically, using arcane computer stuff to wind people up.

Yes he's probably got it set to go down one every time you log on  :(

ok for those about to smite , if you hit every one that quotes monty python then by some strange twist my computers gets quicker and my underpants have next writen on them which i am unsure is an instruction or a request , sorry im drunk a bit

haven't a clue what you are on about but I've applauded you anyway ::) ::)

Shauny I agree  ;D

he cant have,mines now -39,was nowhere neer that last night when i logged off.

i bet yoda is pissin him self at everyone moaning about this this is why it was done to see what people would do you will all end up falling out soon over it  ;D

I won't, i'm going to applaude everyone, even though I'm down to three, I just love everyone!!!! ;)

There all done, everyone on this bit has been applauded, I'll probably get the sh1t smited out of me, coz I'm nice and it don't pay, but I don't care.......................so there! ;)

My old gran used to say " Don't care was made to care, young man"!!!
"Come here while I smack you" Yeah right I was going to do that was'nt I!!!!
" I'll take my hand off your face in a minute"  :'(Soon found out what that meant and did'nt need telling twice. :)

Thank you one and all :-* :-* :-*
And lots of applause to you all :) :)

is everybody effected ,or,just the ones on this thread ?

if its someone logged in ,theres only me and chevvy rick ???? ;) ::)

Don't go down that road got nout to do with me ??? >:( >:( >:( ;D

 ??? well i'm going up again, so thanks who ever you are ;D ;D

ok first i must say sorry to all who i confused , it would appear that i was a little bit intoxicated and made very little sense , this has been confirmed by a man from next who was also confused by my random phone call asking if he could get my name onto the front of my pants. oh dear i am a knob a times , but its good to see klogan has become more positive. 

I have been sharing the good will that has been shown to me by applauding all on this thread. Enjoy!!!!!

Would you really want your name on the front of your pants. What are pants anyway???!!!!

i would like my name on my pants so i now they are mine and if for example i get lost or am in an accident anyone who sees them will think my name is next, you may also call them biffs if you like , the man at next did say the only way to change the name on them was to buy next and through a series of corporate ranglings get the name change to bummer , simple  ;D
my wife thinks i should get the name out on the back but i said this may give the wrong signal to other menfolks .  ???

I've been smited yet again :o :o

I do not have these problems as I never wear any, by pants i assume that you mean undergarments?!!
This negates the problems of Identification if i'm in an accident. Let me enlighten you.

1) If it ain't too bad I can say who I am, if unable to talk I can write my name.

2) Should this not be possible or if I lose my memory, my wife would be very grateful :'( :'(

3) If it was fatal then John is good enough for me. That's John as in Doe. Would I care.

4)Should my 'tackle be ripped off and I have rolled up my tootsies and joined the choir invisible, and am named jane doe I would not care.

5)Action pants, NO,NO,NO, they just get in the way!!!!!

Mind you the doctor would have to be blind an stupid or surrounded with women with huge moustaches, or be married to a woman with one, to mistake me for a woman

 ;D

ok so i take it its a no to the pants with my name on them . so what about gloves with a bit of string that would go through the arms of my jacket , surely that would be smart

Very sophisticated.

yes i thought so.  ;D

With a matching woolen balaclava helmet?

thats so friking ace . one question though , did you scan that advert from a mag that you have from some time ago ? 

I borrowed Dave_Postie's copy of KnitWear Monthly.

 ;D
What about a balaclava with no holes in ;D

i like the way they call it a helmet and not a titfer ( my ma is from yorkshire ) could you see the look on pc plods face when he pulls you over .
 you : can i help you orifcer ?
 pc : do you mind telling me what that is on your head ?
 you : its a helmet . the magazine told me so 
pc: is it made form wool ?
you : yes
pc : you do realise sir that i may now beat you to within an inch of you life

sorry i got over exited 

Another round of applause, why? Just coz I can and coz I is nice.............. so there! Na na nana na :P

no klogan . stop it i am trying to stay negative as everything else seems to be that way just now , bloody washing machine decided to let go today and i havent bought any presies yet .bugger >:(

Knit 'em a stylish balaclava each.

thats a sweet idea manky but are you going soft i though i could just give em a malteser each , and although in my under 0 days i did learn to nit this helmet may be beyond what i can remember . 

Always look on the bright side of life ;)  Why not send your wife down to the river with the washing and she can bash it about between a couple of rocks, after all, thats what wives are for, they have it too good these days and don't know that they are born. Then you could spend the money that you save by not buying a washing machine on something useful like trike/bike bits, booze, fags,dope. No not you, the smoking variety!!!
You could even send your wife on a welding course, then she could make you a trike in her ample spare time, instead of going to coffee mornings with her mates. That's what I'm giving my wife for xmas a welding course and new brakes for the trike. She'll like that ;D

Why do women get married in white?
Don't all kitchen appliances come in white as standard?

Why do kitchen units have those cut outs at the bottom?
So the missus can get closer to the sink!!

there ya goes just applauded ya all again soon get your ratings up  :-* :-* ;D

problem solved.........just change your name to next bummer.........maybe not ? ;D :o

i bought my ex-wife a seat for the bike i had at the time...............maybe thats why she's my ex..........or maybe not  ;) ;D
vibrator and slippers allways goes down well............if she dont like the slippers ,she can go *^%$ herself  ;D ;D

I bought my wife a vibrator last year, she had a £250 dental bill :'( for chipped teeth ;D ;D
I applauded you for that one ;)

i bought my wife a rabbit but it kept bitting her in the fluff every time she tried to use it  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



 :D oh and fitting the batteries proved tricky  :D

 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
My missus got hers stuck one day so she went to the hospital, they said they saw this sort of thing
all the time and would have it out in a jiffy. She said she did'nt want it taken out but would they change the batteries ;)

ley me know the location of this hospital so i can go down and see this epidemic , for purley medical interest reasons you understand

you just gorra love Kustoms news avator rofl..

wooohooo only -49 now .........thanx k45

i think they got it wrong for you doc and they were ment to smint you , dont worry you can always join me on the dark side of the monkey  :D

Hey Doc, (not TP) I've just applauded you, not that it will make much difference!!!! :o

doc i think you should be the master of smite. in the afternoon you were -50 and i would say someones having a laugh at you expsense as tonight you are -55.
at the rate your going you could rule the darkside of the monkey

mines going down now it was 14 i think the love as gone

ha , see what happens when you try to be all nice and cheery , carelessly sharing your love around my mother warned me that it would get me in trouble if only you had the same advice . hindsight is a course thing .in the smite cite

all i want for christmas is my karma back :)

and me

does that mean that i am the dark lord of smite ?

i would indeed say that you were the master of smite (only as i would have to give you my avatar) you wll rule the dark side of the monkey otherwise known  smite cite , god what shi*e i speak 

just seeing if this animated avatar I just made works

bo**ocks

i take it that it didnt work then 

I think you have to make sure you upload it as GIF (or whatever)?

I waited for something to happen and was disappointed.........nothing new there then ::)

Hang on, I'll try and find my violin................

 ;D ;D ;D

-70 now yeeeehaaarrrr. ::) ;D

ive applauded u m8 :) merry christmas :)

and d same to yoo  ;D ;D :D appy crimbo :-*

now -72,thanks V.B  ;D,but i must be past the point of no return,doomed to have negative karma forever mwaaahaaaahaaaahaaaahaaaaaaa :'( :P ;D

Look again Doc (not TP) only -71 now coz I applauded you again.
Merry Crimbo!!! :D :D

It seems to me, Doc (Not TP) that everytime I try to drag you from the dark side by applauding you my Karma goes down... mwaaahahahahahaha
Down to 7 now, I'll soon be joining the happy band on the dark side!!!

i'll have to sign up with my hotmail thingy to get my own karma up at this rate  ;D ::) :P

I've just applauded yoy Doc (Not TP) So you nbow have a karma of one. Welcome back from the darkside! ;D

doc if it was -72 you must of had a lot of hits its now 1

Now its 2.... wonder how that happened? I must have applauded you again.
I thought that we could lure you from the darkside.
MMM power is greater than the dark forces! ;)

Never under estimate the power of Mank. May the fluffiness be with you.

I had to read that one twice,Andy. need new spec's I think. Should have gone to specsavers ;)

as its xmas can i have some of them stars you have please

Haven't got any spare stars but I can give you a moon if you like. :o

Loads of stars and a full moon down here, the one in the sky. Though the other may make an appearance later :o :o

ya jus cant beat a bit of applause m8 ;) ;) ;)

Why thank you good sir,I have applauded you and Kustom.
Wat there a full moon around your way last night?
 The full moon did appear here as promised ;D

who ? what ? why ? when ? eh ? up to 2  ? now its 1 again ? ???????????? ???

It's zero again coz I just applauded you again!!!
I'm down to 6 again!!! ::)

to be honest i dont care what it is,its just a bit of fun,but this is getting really boring now,i suppose if whoever it is thats doing it has nothing better to do ,then carry on,if it makes you happy...........saddo.

hey doc dont worry since the festive season started i have gone down to - 50 and thats without posting anything over the past couple of days other than to say merry christmass ,
bah humbug

Go and get on with ya trikes and stop worrying about a number in the corner of a screen!! ;D

:)

I can't believe this discussion has gone on for 10 pages!

Go away and talk about something else FFS!   ::)

Told you it'd end in tears.

who's crying ? i am quite enjoying the mystery smiters antics

OOOOOOOOOOOOh are'nt we the unfluffy ones!!!!!
Whatever happened to fluffyness????
It's 11 pages now BG!!!

Cahm down, cahm down!

There speaks the voice of common sense. ;)

you are of course correct BG we should be talking about something descent and military .

hey klogan hows the weather down there with you ? . its so bloody cold up here you would get smiten with the flu nae problems  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hello Bummer, yep its a bit mild at the moment, though it has been cold recently. I was smitten a number of times, and had the flu too! :D
As billy connelly would say.... " cop yer whack fer the chib marks under the simmit"  ;)
(may not be spelt right but you get the drift!!!