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« on: December 23, 2006, 08:14:40 PM » |
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I was delivering the mail this morning & found a notice on one of my customer's doors saying "Bell not working. Press & shout Ding Dong, or any tune of your choice".
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klogan45
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« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2006, 08:16:10 PM » |
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What tune did you shout then Andy? Was it Mr. Postman???
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« Reply #2 on: December 23, 2006, 08:19:58 PM » |
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I went for a rather nice rendition of Moonlight Serenade with full orchestral backing. Only got to the end of the first verse & they opened the door. No Christmas tip though. Some people just don't appreciate my talents.
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« Reply #3 on: December 23, 2006, 08:21:58 PM » |
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That's why a posties sac, I mean sack is so big, to fit glen miller and the orchestra in. Thats where the little bleeder got to is it?
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
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« Reply #4 on: December 23, 2006, 08:42:36 PM » |
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Is there a prize for being most smitten?
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
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« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2006, 08:43:37 PM » |
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Combined Postying & Christmas carolling -now there's an idea.
A song, a smile & a gas bill.
One of our Posties left the office this morning with a sticker on his forehead saying "Last chance for Christmas tips".
I really hope he forgot to take it off.
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« Reply #6 on: December 23, 2006, 08:44:26 PM » |
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Yup, you get to buy the first round on the Monkey Nuts run.
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« Reply #7 on: December 23, 2006, 11:24:02 PM » |
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Buy the first round  |
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« Reply #8 on: December 23, 2006, 11:29:56 PM » |
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It's O.K, I'm teetotal. Just a Diet Coke for me thanks, I've got to drive the website.
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« Reply #9 on: December 24, 2006, 09:54:08 AM » |
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Glad to see that you are a responsible moderator.... all things in moderation eh?  |
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« Reply #10 on: December 24, 2006, 09:56:10 AM » |
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Well done. I don't drink but I fully intend to overdose on cake & choccy biccies over Christmas.
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« Reply #11 on: December 24, 2006, 10:00:19 AM » |
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« Reply #12 on: December 24, 2006, 10:08:27 AM » |
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Here you go tazet, don't tell anyone coz they might get the wrong idea  |
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« Reply #13 on: December 24, 2006, 10:11:50 AM » |
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mmmm that looks yummy and i will keep it a secret just between us |
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« Reply #14 on: December 24, 2006, 10:19:01 AM » |
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Glad you liked the cake, have a coke too. Oh No! look whats happened. Who can you trust these days |
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