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« Reply #645 on: August 20, 2011, 08:11:14 PM » |
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« Reply #646 on: August 23, 2011, 03:19:15 PM » |
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Brummie walks into a tailors...
"Alroit, mate. I'd like a 70s suit, please."
The tailor says, "Certainly sir, and would you like a kipper tie?"
Brummie says, "Thanks mate, two sugars."
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« Reply #647 on: August 23, 2011, 03:19:50 PM » |
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What do you call a Brummie surrounded by 200 Scousers?
A Prison Warder
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« Reply #648 on: August 23, 2011, 03:23:00 PM » |
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I went out this weekend and bought a new Jack Russell puppy for the family. It's black & brown with a small white area...so I called it Birmingham...
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« Reply #649 on: August 23, 2011, 03:25:45 PM » |
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What is the fast way to make a million?
Run into Bradford city centre and shout "Oi, Patel! You owe me a quid!"
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« Reply #650 on: August 23, 2011, 03:30:42 PM » |
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I pulled up in a van in Birmingham today and said to a paddy , "Excuse me mate. Is there a B&Q in Birmingham?"
He replied, "I don't know. But there's 2 D's in Dudley."
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« Reply #651 on: August 23, 2011, 03:34:27 PM » |
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Authorities have released the names of some of the asylum seekers who drowned when their boat ran into cliffs on Christmas Island. There was Flo Ting, Sin King, Drow Ning, Scree Ming, Gurgle Ing and his son Dunk Ing.
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« Reply #652 on: August 23, 2011, 10:11:42 PM » |
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Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
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« Reply #653 on: August 23, 2011, 10:34:30 PM » |
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Authorities have released the names of some of the asylum seekers who drowned when their boat ran into cliffs on Christmas Island. There was Flo Ting, Sin King, Drow Ning, Scree Ming, Gurgle Ing and his son Dunk Ing.
and the boat was called , , , , , , , , , sun-ken o.k ma coats on  |
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LIVE FAST and DIE YOUNG,, past 50 AND STILL HERE NOW. WAITING. FOR. THE. GRIM. REAPER
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« Reply #654 on: August 24, 2011, 03:19:17 AM » |
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« Reply #655 on: August 24, 2011, 03:44:36 AM » |
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I'm going to start bringing my huge rucksack on the train with me from now on.
I saw a Pakistani with one today and he had a whole carriage to himself. Lucky ba*tard
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« Reply #656 on: August 24, 2011, 03:46:43 AM » |
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Got home from the pub last night, and found the missus in bed crying.
"What's up love?" I asked.
"We've had a burglar!" she said.
"Did he get anything?" I enquired.
"Too fu*king right he did, I thought you'd come home early!"
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« Reply #657 on: August 24, 2011, 04:06:16 AM » |
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Just been watching the Masters snooker, and I've been trying to get to grips with the rules.
Is the white ball going round ethnically cleansing the table?
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« Reply #658 on: August 24, 2011, 04:07:39 AM » |
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Locals are said to be in a state of shock after Police found a stash of guns behind the library in Glasgow yesterday.
A spokesman said, "The people of Glasgow had no idea they had a library."
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« Reply #659 on: August 24, 2011, 04:14:44 AM » |
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Don't be racist - be like Mario!
He's an Italian plumber, created by the Japs, who speaks English, runs like a Jamaican, jumps like an African-American, and collects coins like a Jew.
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