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ERICC
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« Reply #15 on: March 20, 2013, 07:20:53 AM »

I'm sure my grandmonkeymum was in that video
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« Reply #16 on: March 20, 2013, 10:18:51 PM »

Well ERICC, Happy Birthday.

I do have a sneaking suspicion that is why you joined this week, to get a birthday mention, especially such an important one. Unfortunately a mention is all you get. The cake on your profile page is just to look at, sitting and licking the screen can be quite risky - moisture and electricity and all that.

I hope you have had a lovely day and you haven't scoffed too many bananas.

JJ  Smiley

P.S.
I thought you would have posted a picture of you blowing out your candles.

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« Reply #17 on: March 21, 2013, 07:05:13 AM »

thanks jj but no time for cake as I,m trying to get the hang of this human thingamy called working
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« Reply #18 on: March 21, 2013, 07:07:45 AM »

and using power tools
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« Reply #19 on: March 21, 2013, 02:47:30 PM »

I need my trike sorted, when can you get here?  That's if Mr Manky hasn't already got you working on the Pop. I reckon Lunatic deserves a rest. Grin
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« Reply #20 on: March 21, 2013, 02:59:20 PM »

I'm starting to find this disturbing now! Ericc seems to have a better grasp of building than I do!
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« Reply #21 on: March 21, 2013, 03:59:43 PM »

just monkeying around here
spot the deliberate mistake
a screwdriver will not undo an allen head bolt
and apparently this pillar driller thingamy needs to be turned on to make it work
so I tried whispering sweet monkey nothings in it's ear and gently stroking it's chuck but that didn,t work
any ideas as how to make this happen
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« Reply #22 on: March 21, 2013, 07:26:38 PM »

More monkey business. Watched this for hours with my kids, we had it on a video cassette. Ejooy ERIC


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xy4j1kRcCCU

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« Reply #23 on: March 22, 2013, 09:34:36 PM »

gently stroking it's chuck but that didn,t work
any ideas as how to make this happen

You could always try chucking 'poo' at it   ............   Grin

  ..  Hagar  ..   Grin
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« Reply #24 on: March 23, 2013, 09:02:36 AM »

cheers hagar should have thought of that myself
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« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2013, 04:40:59 PM »

Hello Ericc. Good to see you. You look just like the mother outlaw on a real good day.
You said that you can't undo an Allen headed bolt with a screwdriver but I beg to differ. The method is this.....
1) take a large flat blade screwdriver, preferably one with the end of the shaft through the handle.
2) place the blade in the end of the bolt.
3) smack the living be Jesus out of the end of the screwdriver with a big hammer, until the blade is a good fit.
4) you may  ( or may not depending how tight the bolt is) be able to undo the bolt.
 If it still won't undo give it to a ate to undo for you while you have a nice cup of tea and some Jaffa cakes.
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« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2013, 08:07:25 PM »

pleased to hear from you mr k don't know what a mother outlaw is but if she looks like me or I look like her she must be truly a very handsome she monkey
the first question I must ask is she a free agent and would she find it acceptable to have poo thrown at her as this sodding drilly thingy seems very unresponsive
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« Reply #27 on: March 27, 2013, 06:42:58 PM »

Hello Ericc, I don't think mum outlaw would like you to throw poo at her. I'd let you to do it though and we could send the video to you've been framed. Minted. I would, of course buy you a big bunch of bananas and some Jaffa cakes coz you can't be a real many monkey without jaffacakes.
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« Reply #28 on: March 28, 2013, 07:01:17 AM »

that sounds good to me
definitely up for it
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« Reply #29 on: March 28, 2013, 05:12:50 PM »

I would, of course buy you a big bunch of bananas and some Jaffa cakes coz you can't be a real many monkey without jaffacakes.

I'm no expert but I would have thought that too many "bananas and jaffa cakes " will severely effect the consistency and thus the effective range of any excreta based projectiles  ......   ?      .........    Grin

  ..  Hagar  ..   Grin
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