Triker Pete's Monkey joke.

[Manky Monkey]

A man goes into a bar with a monkey.

He orders a drink, and while he's drinking, the   monkey
jumps all around the place.

The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats   them,
then grabs some sliced limes and eats them, then jumps onto the pool table,
grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth,             
and to everyone's  amazement, somehow swallows it whole.


The bartender screams at the guy, "Did you see whatyour
monkey just did?"

The guy says "No, what?"

 "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table ----whole!"

 "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy,"he eats
everything in sight, the little devil. Sorry. I'll pay for the cue
ball and stuff."

He finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the  stuff
the monkey ate, and then leaves
.
Two weeks later he's in the bar again, and has his  monkey
with him.

He orders a drink and the monkey starts running  around the
ba ragain.

While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey  finds a
maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his butt,
pulls it out, and eats it.

Then the monkey finds a peanut, and again sticks itup his
butt, pulls it out, and eats it.
The bartender is disgusted.
"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks.

 "No, what?" replies the guy.
 "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry and a peanut up  his
butt, pulled
it out, and ate it!" said the bartender.
 "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy.
 "He still eats everything in sight, but ever since  he had
to pass
that
cue ball, he measures everything first