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Baby Duck
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« on: January 20, 2009, 02:59:04 AM »

I found this on another forum and thought I would share...

THE COMPUTER SWALLOWED GRANDMA

The computer swallowed grandma.
Yes, honestly its true!
She pressed 'control' and 'enter'
And disappeared from view.

It devoured her completely,
The thought just makes me squirm.
She must have caught a virus
Or been eaten by a worm.

I've searched through the recycle bin
And files of every kind;
I've even used the Internet,
But nothing did I find.

In desperation, I asked Jeeves
My searches to refine.
The reply from him was negative,
Not a thing was found 'online.'

So, if inside your 'Inbox,'
My Grandma you should see,
Please 'Copy,''Scan' and 'Paste' her
And send her back to me.
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everyone has the right to be stupid...some just abuse the priviledge
InsolentMinx
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A blur of chrome...


« Reply #1 on: January 20, 2009, 11:13:00 AM »

haha
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tazet
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« Reply #2 on: January 20, 2009, 07:48:59 PM »

 Grin
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klogan45
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« Reply #3 on: January 20, 2009, 09:06:01 PM »

I found her....................
here she is!!!!!
I think she's yours coz she's not mine and I found her in my computer.
How she got ther I really don't know.
Hope that you sleep well tonight, I know what a worry it is when granny goes walk about Grin Grin
Regards
K
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He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.

Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
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