Title: Made me smile ... Post by: JayJay on July 16, 2018, 04:29:46 PM ● Just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any trouble but shouldn't that be an even number? ???
● I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car! :o ● If I had a pound for every girl that found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive. :-* ● When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body. Men are so polite, they only look at the covered 10%. 8) ● A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight, live longer than the men who mention it! :( ● Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y? :-X ● You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body! ::) ● Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish? :D ● My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that! >:( ● I think my neighbour is stalking me, as she's been googling my name on her computer. I saw her doing it, through my telescope. :-\ ● You're not fat, you're just, erm, easier to see! :o ● Strong people don't put others down, they lift them up ... ... and slam them on the ground for maximum damage! ;D Title: Re: Made me smile ... Post by: dr big750 on July 17, 2018, 08:45:05 AM ;D ;D ;D
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