Manky Monkey
Administrator
Hero Member
Karma: 264
Posts: 55102
|
 |
« on: December 13, 2007, 11:12:48 PM » |
|
Paul McCartney's bought Heather Mills a wooden leg for Christmas.
It's not her main present though....
....it's just a stocking filler.
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
On the last freedom moped out of Nowhere City.
|
|
|
Baby Duck
Sr. Member
Karma: 109
Posts: 321
|
|
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2007, 11:44:01 PM » |
|
I heard he's given her a plane...and a ladyshave for the other leg.  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
muppet
everyone has the right to be stupid...some just abuse the priviledge
|
|
|
blair
Hero Member
Karma: 18
Posts: 877
it looks bigger in water ! !
|
|
« Reply #2 on: December 14, 2007, 09:21:49 AM » |
|
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
BikerGran
Hero Member
Karma: 94
Posts: 10604
Gran Turismo
|
|
« Reply #3 on: December 14, 2007, 12:10:19 PM » |
|
I smite you all!
Could almost feel sorry for the bitch!
Only almost..........
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
You don't stop havin fun because you get old - you get old if you stop havin fun!
|
|
|
|
klogan45
|
|
« Reply #4 on: December 14, 2007, 05:40:53 PM » |
|
On their wedding night he ran his hand down her leg and said where's yer lg, over by the fireplace was the reply, Paul said there's no need to open em that wide!!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
|
|
|
|
kustom
Guest
|
|
« Reply #5 on: December 14, 2007, 05:45:03 PM » |
|
On their wedding night he ran his hand down her leg and said where's yer lg, over by the fireplace was the reply, Paul said there's no need to open em that wide!!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
Hillbilly Deluxe
Hero Member
Karma: 9
Posts: 645
i dont have an attitude ....maybe it's just you ??
|
|
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2007, 08:12:05 PM » |
|
you lot are very cruel.......i bet if you got to know her she would be a very nice deranged money grabbing attention seeking whingeing bunny boiling bitch (allegedly )
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
klogan45
|
|
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2007, 08:14:39 PM » |
|
Bless her, how can you say such things?
I know, it's really easy!!!
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
|
|
|
Hillbilly Deluxe
Hero Member
Karma: 9
Posts: 645
i dont have an attitude ....maybe it's just you ??
|
|
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2007, 08:16:39 PM » |
|
cos she cant defend herself..........unless she's the phantom smiter,anyway she hasnt got a leg to stand on,
|
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
|
|
|
|
klogan45
|
|
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2007, 08:17:05 PM » |
|
I've heard that she's going to enter the limpics  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
|
|
|
|
klogan45
|
|
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2007, 08:17:56 PM » |
|
She can always go on the telly and cry a lot!!  |
|
|
|
|
Logged
|
Confucius say woman who flies upside down has crack up!
He who holds The Angle Grinder of Destiny holds the fate of bikekind in his hands.
Where did that 13mm spanner go then?
|
|
|
|
