TwistedPatience
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Teetering on the edge of insanity
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« on: May 10, 2011, 08:24:31 AM » |
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Paddy's in jail. The Guard looks in his cell and see's him hanging by his feet. "What are you doing?" he asks. "Hanging myself," Paddy replies. "It should be round your neck," says the guard. "I tried that," says Paddy, "but I couldn't breathe."
Two lrishmen are hammering floorboards down in a house. Paddy picks up a nail, realises it's upside down & throws it away. He carries on doing this until Murphy says, "Why are you throwing them away?" "Because they're upside down," says Paddy.. "You daft prat," replies Murphy, "save 'em for the ceiling!!"
The police came to O'Reilly's front door holding a picture of his wife. They said, "Is this your wife, sir?" Shocked, O'Reilly answered, " Yes." They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus." O'Reilly said, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."
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