AKA Also Known As
D&D free, D/D free, D/D or DD Drug and Disease free
DTE Down to Earth
F2F Face to Face
GSOH Good Sense of Humor
HWP Height/Weight Proportionate
ISO In Search Of
LD Light Drinker
LDR Long Distance Relationship
SWM Single White Male
MSW Man Seeking Women
ND or N/D Non-Drinker, No Drinking, or No Drugs
NK or N/K No kids
NS or N/S Non-Smoker
NRE New Relationship Energy
SD Social Drinker
SI Similar Interests
TLC Tender loving care
WAA Will Answer All
No LDR because you know LDRs are tough.
Definitely the last one because you're a decent bloke.
Stinkey, that about the girls sounds quite sad. No romance.
Spanners, no female stalkers? That's sad too but knowing your luck, you'd be the one getting arrested.