A donkey was walking in the farmyard and he (should have gone to specsavers
) fell down a well. He was down there for ages calling for help. A baby chicken happened by and heard the cries for help.
Who's down there?" asked the chicken.
"It's me, donkey" was the reply.
"I'll get you out" said the baby chicken "I'll get some rope and the farmers BMW. I'll tie the rope to the bumper, pass the rope down, you hold on and I'll pull you out with the BMW"
So, by and by, thats what the baby chicken did. The donkey was very grateful and let the chicken ride home on his back.
It came to pass that some weeks later the baby chicken fell in the well. Who should happen by but the donkey.
"Help, help" cried the piir baby chicken "I've fallen in the well"
The donkey went over and asked "Is that you down there baby chicken?"
"Yes it is, can you get the rope and the farmers BMW and pull me out?"
The donkey, who couldn't drive suggested that he drop his todger down the well, the chicken was to grab hold and he would pull the baby chicken out of the well.
It came to pass that it was exactly as the donkey suggested and the baby chicken was saved.
The moral of this story is this.......
If you have a todger like a donkey you don't need a BMW to pull a chick.
