Wow! Royal Mail joins the 21st Century!

[BikerGran]

Or at least the 20th........


http://www.royalmail.com/portal/rm/jump2?catId=400043&mediaId=26800663

[wizzkitt]

Oh dear, that'll be our Manky out of a job. It's still 1874 in his world.

[spanners]

manky out of a job ,never  he'll just keep on building trikes and sod the royal mail or perhaps he is   'the'  royal mail worth a fortune and not letting on.      

[wizzkitt]

manky out of a job ,never  he'll just keep on building trikes and sod the royal mail or perhaps he is   'the'  royal mail worth a fortune and not letting on.      

Oooh, I've just come over all weak - I thought you said Manky was the oiled male... 

[BikerGran]

I'm sure you could ar........

No, I won't go there!   

[wizzkitt]

Best not. I have work to do and mustn't go all wobbly.

I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.
I must not go all wobbly at the thought of an oiled Manky.



 

[lunatic]

Eww! Oiled manky!

[Manky Monkey]

Aww, go on ladies, you know you want to really.
More oily male I think. Yup, I'm the Royal male with the first class, very special delivery.....I'll stop there cos I've just thought of half a dozen double entendres that'll get me banned from my own forum.
Anyone remember Adam whats-his-name, 60s TV show about a Victorian gentleman who's transported through time to modern London? I really don't belong in the 21st century you know.
That Pay Online postage system's been running for a while now. The guy who prints our T shirts uses it. More work for us, not less.  

[wizzkitt]

I'm the Royal male with the first class, very special delivery.....I'll stop there cos I've just thought of half a dozen double entendres that'll get me banned from my own forum.
 

Oh go on, we won't tell anyone!! 

[lunatic]

Do you need a signature for your special delivery?

[wizzkitt]

Anyone remember Adam whats-his-name, 60s TV show about a Victorian gentleman who's transported through time to modern London? I really don't belong in the 21st century you know.

Adam Ant Lives!

[klogan45]

 Yep I do MM showing my age here...I was very young at the time
Adam Adamant I think.... funny that he came out of a coma after being buried, jumped in a mini (car) and drove it....no licence, insurance etc...... probably qualified for a licence due to being alive before test was invented.
A mate had an RAC handbook dated 19 hundred and frozen to death, the advice given upon approaching a cross roads was to drive through as fast as possible ....
Truth is stranger than fiction....

[Manky Monkey]

 
....In the words of the imortal Pete 'n' Dud, 4 dots means Use Your Own Imagination.  

[Manky Monkey]

The toppest top chap in Royal Mail is Adam Crouzier. Maybe he's the same guy.
Didn't Adam Ant wear stripey make-up & mime 80s pop videos? Named after Adamant gent's urinals I was once told.

[wizzkitt]

the advice given upon approaching a cross roads was to drive through as fast as possible ....

That's exactly how I treat four-way intersections in America. After several thousand road miles, I've never quite worked out the four-way intersection, but then it would appear, neither have most Yanks...