Manky Monkey Motors

anybody want to swop texon and shabby for owt as they are doin my ed in

 ;D ;D Think I'll give it a miss  ;D ;D So what they been up to now?

I've just found 50p & half a pack of extra strong mints down the back of the sofa. The mints are a bit furry but an admirable exchange for your unwanted Shabbys & Texons I think you'll agree.

manky your on /done will fetch them tomorrow lol

I hope they are house trained  ;D

Bloke went into a bike shop and said "I want a spark plug for my Chinese bike"

(you see where this is going?)

Bike shop bloke says "Sounds like a fair swop"

Hee hee hee!

I'm only up for a swap if I get the mints  :-* and as for house trained YOU GOTTA BE JOKING  ::) I pss n sht everywere  :-X I hate baths unless its dirty water  :-[ I smoke rollups  :P I bite  >:( I'm going blind   8) tickers knackered  :'( THINKING about it I'm good for nothing  :-\ AAAAAAAGG FCK it you can have me for nowt  :o the wife says AS FOR SHABBY well he`s a younger version of RON  ;) so I would think twice about that swap to  :-[ BEST BET leave us this side of the border to keep RON in check and help Chris out  ;)  ;D  ;D  ;D  ;D

I went down to the car parts shop today. The new fella in there is chinese. I asked for a speedo cable for my Nissan Serena. He went off and came back with the cable and said " you want chips with that"!!!

 ;D

old tom is in the pub telling a group of 21 year olds about his time in the paras,
wats it like to jump from a plane asks one young man
tom replys,the first time i went up in a plane to 30000 feet and the green light came on to jump
when i got to the door and looked down i couldnt do it
ther was a tap on my shoulder and when i looked around ,ther was this 7 foot colored guy behind me and he said ,"tom if you dont jump ill stick my big 15"willy rite up your a***,
"did you jump tom,one of the lads asked.
"only when it first went in",,lol,

Best one ive heard of in ages, looking at VW trikes at the moment BUT haint got the space to build yet, sheds full of bike bits and stuff. still reading articles from you honourable folks, still think andys green reliant was top notch. Glad the article was on here, so printed and filed, mag long gone.  so it looks like start small build wise and progress?
eventual aim/goal small deisel trike (stop larfing down there  ;D) bigger than dumper truck maybe 3 cyl deisel job.

Steve
BSE

That's confusing -same avatar as Triker Pete.
Hi Steve.  ;) Welcome to Mankydom. A diesel trike? Not such an odd idea. What sort of VW trikes are you looking at?

baby perkins or kubota engine????  thier gettin cheaper

how about one of those little diesel turbo lumps out of a small Daihatsu  ;D ;D ;D